Baseball

Why didn't the baseball player score any points?



Because he ran home.

Trains

What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?



A chew-chew train

Cats

What has more lives than a cat?



A frog because it croaks every night.

Santa

Why did Santa have three gardens?


So he can ho-ho-ho

The Clam

What did the clam do on his birthday?

Shell-A-Brate